my soul wont recognize me after tonight
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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