It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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