that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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