never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Man, jail baloney is awful.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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