Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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