let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i came on her dog
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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