New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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