Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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