It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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