Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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