cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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