You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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