I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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