No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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