Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and she was petting her beer can
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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