I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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