I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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