is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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