Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Randomize
