you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
