I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just want to make out with him forever
This toilet bowl is my home.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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