a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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