You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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