"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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