he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Randomize
