OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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