the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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