what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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