he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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