Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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