ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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