cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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