I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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