sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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