piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
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Even the bartender felt bad for me
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...