Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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