she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I had to cum in my sink.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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