Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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