dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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