420 ftw
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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