Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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