Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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