she was so not down for the gang bang
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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