I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have so many feelings about this burrito
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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