porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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