Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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