so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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