Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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