So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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