Are we in a gay sports bar?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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