is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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