So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I need to calm my uterus...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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