In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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