your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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